Ode to usps.
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Ode to usps.
by radiantthought » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:32 pm
The following is based on a true story.
Your tracking is always hours behind,
you're so terrible it just blows my mind.
I was so excited when i saw it display
my package was out for delivery today!
The hopes I had on the sidewalk lay dashed
when all that my mailbox contained was some trash.
I called up the helpline and the tinny voice said
"We can't help you, call the sender instead."
I thought to myself "This cannot be right!"
and so I pressed zero with all of my might.
Not once, or twice but ten times or more
my goal to dismiss the computerized bore.
Finally a human, but to my dismay,
she told me that it was delivered today!
"It was signed for by Wang, at quarter past three"
I told her "Listen here, that man wasn't me!"
A ticket was opened and now I must wait
for the postal gods to end this debate.
Words can't describe my hatred for you
but after today I must say that we're through.
Fedex my love, my new Cinderella,
and Volcano, I still love all you fellas.
Your tracking is always hours behind,
you're so terrible it just blows my mind.
I was so excited when i saw it display
my package was out for delivery today!
The hopes I had on the sidewalk lay dashed
when all that my mailbox contained was some trash.
I called up the helpline and the tinny voice said
"We can't help you, call the sender instead."
I thought to myself "This cannot be right!"
and so I pressed zero with all of my might.
Not once, or twice but ten times or more
my goal to dismiss the computerized bore.
Finally a human, but to my dismay,
she told me that it was delivered today!
"It was signed for by Wang, at quarter past three"
I told her "Listen here, that man wasn't me!"
A ticket was opened and now I must wait
for the postal gods to end this debate.
Words can't describe my hatred for you
but after today I must say that we're through.
Fedex my love, my new Cinderella,
and Volcano, I still love all you fellas.
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Re: Ode to usps.
by RebelAir » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:53 pm
Great poem, but bad circumstance -- Hope it works out for you.
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Re: Ode to usps.
by HDGVapor » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:28 am
Great poem, but making me regret choosing USPS instead of Fedex for my recent Inferno purchase...I am so excited about this upgrade and took a gamble with the USPS...what was I thinking?! 
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Re: Ode to usps.
by Spliner » Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:42 am
I just have to say one thing.. FedEx rocks! Just wish they were a little cheaper. But... if they were, their service would suffer and we'd hate them just as much as USPS or UPS.
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Re: Ode to usps.
by radiantthought » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:15 pm
Just wanted to mention that they somehow magically undelivered the package overnight, and it was waiting in my mailbox today. I don't know if this would have happened had I not complained to them, but either way I got my stuff.
Also worth noting, the package had been opened, and re-sealed with tape which says "we're sorry that your package was damaged during processing". Luckily, everything I ordered was present and accounted for.
Also worth noting, the package had been opened, and re-sealed with tape which says "we're sorry that your package was damaged during processing". Luckily, everything I ordered was present and accounted for.
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Re: Ode to usps.
by HDGVapor » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:43 pm
Guess the mysterious person named Wang doesn't vape...lol
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